Anal cunt

29 decembrie 2007

In October 2004, Seth Putnam went into a coma for nearly a month as a result of a drug overdose. Initially reported as a sleeping pill overdose for legal reasons, he later claimed it was a combination of alcohol, crack, heroin, and a bottle of sleeping pills.

Si acum vine povestea:
Anal Cunt (da nene, adica veverita anala) ie o trupa cu versuri foarte smechere, care apartine categoriei "S-a ars boxa coaie!", si canta noise, noisegrind, grindcore, hardcore. Seth Putnam e juma' de trupa, jumatea aia harcor comportamentala care cred ca nu poate fi oprita nici cu cianura (a se vedea mai sus).
Din fericire mie inca imi place muzica aia cu muzicalitate (pleonasm oare?) si nu prea suport sa ascult ce se caca aia in microfon. Si nici nu ma pricep la noise si grind, desi le recunosc (oricine le recunoaste). Pentru cultura mea am aflat ca e "tandara sare departe de trunchi" a hardcore si poate dark metal. Dar versurile sunt dragute, si ma fac sa rad de fiecare data cand sunt deprimata.
[Pentru cine scriu asta, dracu' stie, avand in vedere ca you readers are normal lookin' folks].
Anal Cunt [desi se bazeaza pe umorul tongue-in-cheek *ma enerveaza expresia asta*] sunt niste oameni draguti. Mi-as dori ca mama sa stie engleza si sa imi gaseasca in jurnal versuri de-ale lor. Pe pariu ca s-ar sinucide?
Ca sa n-o mai lungesc, i give to you "songs" and "music".
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
You Look Adopted
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

Acestea au fost cateva nume de melodii.
Aici e "muzica" in sine.
(iubesc videoclipul asta)

And now, teh shit:

Enjoy dragii mei, pe data viitoare. Then i'm gonna introduce you to ze master, ze one, ze only ....GG ALLIN :D

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