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3 decembrie 2008

încep să mă gândesc că trebuie să creez o categorie nouă pentru depresiile mele, şi să se numească T0m Waits.
Here i go in english cuz my mom found my blog n shit.
Everytime i see my dad, who by the way came in Romania with the intention of spending 20 long horrible days, i see Tom Waits dancing like in this video and screaming in a non-appealing way "You got to lie to me baby, i have no use for the truth". The same idea goes here: i does NOT enjoy quality family time, they raised me to be a deranged go-go dancer and can't expect me to be the sugary cutie pie...but i still act like one. He dances like he has feathers shoved up his ass and i smile like fucking Pedobear.
[the video]
So, there it is: i am sad, i am emo, i smile and laugh hysterically thou i could kill someone with a rubber band. Tomorrow is the day of the Blitzkrieg concert (Marky Ramone and Michale Graves singing Ramones covers in Preoteasa, starting at 20.00, 50 RON the ticket). If someone wishes to make me happy, then that someone should buzz me and tell me they're coming, and no lame ass excuses like "Oh it's expensive". IT'S FUCKING LEGENDARY.

11 comentarii:

Andrei spunea...

mai.. maaaacar il vezi pe Tom Waits..

12/04/2008
Super Mario spunea...

Zic si eu precum sotia lui Ghita Pristanda din "O scrisoare pierduta": “Pupa-l in bot si papa-i tot!”

12/04/2008
ocs spunea...

you could kill someone with a rubber duck

12/04/2008
Per spunea...

Uau. The deranged go-go dancer feverishly applying lipstick on the ducktape that is covering her mouth and who is also holding a toothbrush for no apparent reason meets PedoBear. That's gotta be frightening. You should ask David Lynch whut to do.

12/04/2008
droopypunk spunea...

pentru mama lu muffin :P

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12/04/2008
droopypunk spunea...

mhmm corect:

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12/04/2008
Cosmin spunea...

http://www.muffinfilms.com/tree.html

12/06/2008
kid spunea...

cum a fost la Blitzkrieg? :)

12/08/2008
Gabriela Vlad spunea...

te invit la:

My Grandma’s Backyard – Christmas edition

Data: 20 decembrie 2008
Loc: Club TEPHRA (strada Eforie nr. 14).
Intrare: 10 Ron
Program: 12.00- 18.00
Concert ANEB: ora 18.00
After party MGB – DJ Acidulate (intrare liberă)

Anul acesta, MGB îl ajută pe Moş Crăciun, reunind la un loc 20 de designeri şi artişti din domeniu handcraft pentru a vă asigura un Crăciun plin de cadouri.
Ţinuta obligatorie a acestei ediţii este mohairul – plăcut la atingere şi călduros, mohairul ne trimite imediat cu gândul la un foc mocnit în şemineu şi o încăpere învăluită în miros de scorţişoară, exact atmosfera pe care vrem să o recreăm la această ediţie.

12/15/2008
casanova cat spunea...

watch Factotum (2005)

12/18/2008
ipo spunea...

You rule. I thought ya gotaway. BTW, you can kill someone with a pink pony, lol.

1/10/2009