Muffanezi de renume

Emo Philips

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to chew through the leather straps.

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Homer Simpson

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart Simpson

I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Bartender Moe

Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

Mr Burns

Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?