X, te urasc de cand ai inceput sa asculti electronica.
Y, te-as sufoca numai fiindca existi si vorbesti in directia mea.
Z, am asteptat sa ma suni, futu-ti gura matii.
A, mi-as dori sa-ti zic ca arati ca un coi pe vreme friguroasa.
B, caca-m-as pe soneria mea si speri sa apesi cu limba.
C, mi-as dori sa iti moara copiii de la sodomizare excesiva cu un manual de engleza.
Atat pana acum.
Acum dupa modelul lui Petri, reguli de buna-cuviinta ca sa nu incep sa tip:
Thou shall not act like colegul meu de banca. Thou shall not be colegul meu de banca.
Thou shall not mention Nietzsche around me. Thou shall not lick teacher's ass.
Thou shall not try to have sex with me. Thou shall not try to flirt with me.
Thou shall not ask me out. Thou shall not try to use alcohol or drugs as bait, because thou is still ugly and stupid after 5 bottles.
Thou shall not ask me my weight, thou shall not say that i was prettier 3 years ago, thou shall not say that long hair is better, because thou will get a few momma curses.
Thou shall not say rasta, joint, spliff and thou might live.
Thou shall not show me its genitals, thou shall not say that it loves me (IT), thou shall not talk to me for a month.
Thou shall not mention pills, thou shall not show me pictures from holiday.
Thou shall suck cock, thou shall leave me alone, thou shall see the red sign next to the id and thou shall masturbate in complete silence.
Nene e clar?
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